CA: yo abbyculty
CA: happy bday
AC: I appreciate your wishes.
AC: I do not, however, appreciate you referring to me by a nickname that I have requested you on several occasions not to employ.
CA: sorry dude but im not saying your whole paltag its a mouthful to type out
AC: Just "Cultist" will do.
CA: cool
CA: so did you get it
AC: "It"?
CA: my present
CA: biggole green box
CA: hard to miss
AC: I fear that I have not recieved this package of yours yet.
AC: The mailman has unfortunately avoided our residence since yestermorn.
CA: that cant be a real word man youre fucking with me
CA: but seriously tho
CA: did it get lost in the mail or something i swear 2 jesus if it did im gonna kill someone
AC: Please, compose yourself.
AC: I am sure it will arrive in due time.
AC: May I enquire as to what you have procured for me as my birthday gift?
CA: nothing special just thirteen homemade pipebombs delivered to your mailbox
AC: You jest.
CA: i jest
CA: like id tell you that easily doofus its supposed to be a surprise
CA: also i dont even know how to make a pipebomb
AC: Right.
AC: Could you inform me of the status of the collective mySuburb session?
AC: Rather, has a group chat been established?
CA: uhhhh
CA: i think one of the other two was gonna make one but they both seem kind of busy at the moment so it might take a while
AC: I see.
AC: Well, I implore that you keep me apprised.
AC: I shall depart to provide another examination of the mailbox, as it is possible that the aforementioned package was deposited to my mailbox during this very conversation.
AC: Farewell.
CA: cya cultist
CA: or heh should i say
CA: nick



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